A Polish lady who doesn't speak a whole lot of English is receiving instruction from Hammerhead in the art of data entry. She just timidly arrived and was accosted by both Hammerhead and Sharon.
Hammerhead [talking extra loudly in an attempt to bridge the language barrier]: Well, THERE you are. Have a seat!
[Lady sits down.]
Sharon: NO no no, she can't sit in that seat! Anne's still here! That's Anne's seat!
[Lady looks scared and stands back up.]
Hammerhead: NO, it's okay!
[Lady sits back down.]
Sharon: I don't think so, Anne's going to throw a fit! You get another chair!
Hammerhead: (to Sharon) YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE AND LET ME HANDLE IT!
[Sharon stalks away.]
Hammerhead: (to Polish lady) Now sit down! Put your purse away! That's right, put it right here! NO, right THERE! That's a girl! There you go! Now type your name in this space.
[Polish lady studies the keys.]
Hammerhead: [erupting in wheezing laughter] You don't know your name, huh?
[At this point I put my headphones on cause I feel too sorry for the