Hammerhead: [to distinguished office visitor waiting to talk to the boss] Would you like some coffee?
Visitor: Why yes, thank you.
Hammerhead: How do you take it?
Visitor: With cream.
Hammerhead: Just cream? No sugar?
Hammerhead: What kind of cream?
Visitor: Uh, just plain old regular cream I guess.
Hammerhead: We have irish coffee cream, vanilla cream, and hazelnut cream.
Visitor: Oh, well then, how about vanilla.
Hammerhead: None of the creams are low-fat, is that okay with you?
Visitor: Um, yes, that's fine.
Hammerhead: Okay, and how much sugar do you take it with?
Visitor: Oh, I don't know, not much. Just a bit.
Hammerhead: You know what, why don't YOU just go get the coffee yourself?