Hammerhead: Today I went to get fitted for my dentures and I made sure to let them know that I am very unhappy with them! The dentures they gave me give me buckteeth and I told the dentist "I look like a chinaman!"
Me: Oh. My. God. What did he say then?
Hammerhead: Oh he got real mad and said "This appointment is over!"
Me: Well gee, I wonder why he did that.
Hammerhead: Well...probably because he was Asian.