Wednesday, January 11, 2012

hammerhead vs. dentures

Hammerhead: Today I went to get fitted for my dentures and I made sure to let them know that I am very unhappy with them! The dentures they gave me give me buckteeth and I told the dentist "I look like a chinaman!"

Me: Oh. My. God. What did he say then?

Hammerhead: Oh he got real mad and said "This appointment is over!"

Me: Well gee, I wonder why he did that.

Hammerhead: Well...probably because he was Asian.


  1. HA! Just like Betty Butterfield and the Vietvenese doctor!

  2. EXACTLY LIKE THAT! God, I LOVE Betty Butterfield.

  3. I would not have found Betty B. if it hadn't been for you! My TX people gave me the whole ZOMG YOU'RE A YANKEE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY UNDERSTAND spiel before foaming and peeing with laughter.