Wednesday, December 21, 2011

hammerhead vs. fiber

Me: (talking out loud to no one in particular) Crap, I can't find the listing for this diagnosis.

Hammerhead: What's the diagnosis?

Me: (wondering if I should even bring this up with Hammerhead) Um, black stool.

Hammerhead: Maybe he ate a bunch of spinach and artichoke hearts. That always makes MY stool black.

2 comments:

  1. I had no idea this existed! I just got super sucked into this blog and laughed so hard (while eating a burrito bowl alone at chipolte) some strangers asked "ma'am are you ALRIGHT"! and looked very concerned.

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  2. I hope you don't get black stool from it.

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