Coworker: (to Hammerhead) You're eating spinach? In the morning?
Hammerhead: (mumbling through a mouthful of greenery, the spinach hanging out of her mouth a bit) It's 10 o'clock, I've been here since 4:30!
Coworker: Why do you get here so early?
Hammerhead: (mumbling again and spewing specks of spinach) Cause I HAVE to. I gotta get my work done.
Coworker: Do they tell you to come in that early?