Two nurses are in my office discussing something fairly important. In barges Hammerhead.
Hammerhead: [brutally interrupting] Before I forget! Water hockey! [The nurses go silent and look up in shock.] It's this thing, this game, where you get in the pool and two teams bat a big barrell around. I looked it up on the web and the fire department uses it for training with the hoses. You know, hose training. So that's what water hockey is.
Nurses: Um, okay.
Me: [after Hammerhead leaves] Did that have anything to do with anything?
Nurses: Not at all.
Hammerhead: [to me, eight months pregnant] Stephanie, I heard on the news that they recovered bodies from that plane crash of parents holding their newborn children.
Me: Thanks for sharing that.
Hammerhead: Well it's true!