Hammerhead: We’re getting a family portrait done on Sunday.
New Lady: Are you going to get your hair done?
Hammerhead: NO. I don’t do that! I do NOT get my hair done!
New Lady: Oh.
Hammerhead: Well, I might go to my friend’s house and have her perm the back.
Me: Just the back? [visions of mullets dance in my head]
New Lady: What are you going to wear?
New Lady: Well, I KNOW. What kind of clothes? Aren’t you all going to get coordinated?
Hammerhead: No. I’m just worried about what my son’s going to wear. He’ll probably show up in his mover’s uniform.