Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hammerhead vs. the family portrait

Hammerhead: We’re getting a family portrait done on Sunday.

New Lady: Are you going to get your hair done?

Hammerhead: NO. I don’t do that! I do NOT get my hair done!

New Lady: Oh.

Hammerhead: Well, I might go to my friend’s house and have her perm the back.

Me: Just the back? [visions of mullets dance in my head]

New Lady: What are you going to wear?

Hammerhead: Clothes.

New Lady: Well, I KNOW. What kind of clothes? Aren’t you all going to get coordinated?

Hammerhead: No. I’m just worried about what my son’s going to wear. He’ll probably show up in his mover’s uniform.

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