Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hammerhead vs. marriage

[I came back from lunch and there was a huge bouquet of roses on a table near HH's desk.]

Me: Whose roses are those?

Coworker: They're from Chris's husband, it's their 20th anniversary.

Hammerhead: Dammit! I want roses!

Coworker: You should have been married for 20 years then.

Hammerhead: I tried three times. Noooo thank you.

Coworker: You were married three times?

Hammerhead: Yup! And the last two were BROTHERS!

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