[I came back from lunch and there was a huge bouquet of roses on a table near HH's desk.]
Me: Whose roses are those?
Coworker: They're from Chris's husband, it's their 20th anniversary.
Hammerhead: Dammit! I want roses!
Coworker: You should have been married for 20 years then.
Hammerhead: I tried three times. Noooo thank you.
Coworker: You were married three times?
Hammerhead: Yup! And the last two were BROTHERS!