Hammerhead: Oh, there is the cutest poem on the back of this bag of taffy! Let me read it to you! (Everyone is massively busy but she reads anyway.) "Tipsy tipsy taffy makes me very laffy. Jump around and clappy, all because of taffy. Sing a song and make it snappy, all because of Laffy Taffy." Isn't that so cute? (She laughs in hacks and wheezes.)
(Enter head boss, walking rapidly to her desk.)
Hammerhead: Oh, you missed the poem! Let me read it to you! It is so cute.
Boss: Um, later, okay?
Hammerhead: Well, okay, but don't forget. It is PRECIOUS!