Hammerhead turned on marching band music playing Christmas songs and started doing tae-bo.
Hammerhead: Looky! I'm getting my blood pumping! [Kick kick, punch punch. We stare in horror.] I did this with the new temp yesterday. We sure had fun! [Kick, punch, quivering of back fat. The aroma of Tacoma rises from her pores.] Stephanie, this is what you need to do if you want to go into labor. [I'm 8 months pregnant at the time.]
Me: What music is that?
Hammerhead: It's a sort of medley!
Me: You should put on your Kathie Lee Gifford CD.
Hammerhead: Kathie Lee doesn't ENERGIZE me. GOD.