Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hammerhead vs. Kathie Lee Gifford

Hammerhead turned on marching band music playing Christmas songs and started doing tae-bo.

Hammerhead: Looky! I'm getting my blood pumping! [Kick kick, punch punch. We stare in horror.] I did this with the new temp yesterday. We sure had fun! [Kick, punch, quivering of back fat. The aroma of Tacoma rises from her pores.] Stephanie, this is what you need to do if you want to go into labor. [I'm 8 months pregnant at the time.]

Me: What music is that?

Hammerhead: It's a sort of medley!

Me: You should put on your Kathie Lee Gifford CD.

Hammerhead: Kathie Lee doesn't ENERGIZE me. GOD.

1 comment:

  1. Did you heard what Rob Matts said about that?

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