Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hammerhead vs. the dress code

[Today Hammerhead is wearing a knee-length blue skirt made out of t-shirt material, with a white satin slip with lace edging hanging way below it. She has on socks and tennis shoes with no stockings, leaving her bumpy, veiny legs to flap in the breeze, and an orange t-shirt that said I LOVE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM. She and The New Lady were discussing their new favorite show, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here."]

New Lady: I just love that Downtown Julie Brown. You'd think she'd be a wimp because she has a British accent, but she completes all her missions!

Hammerhead: And Melissa Rivers wore a diaper full of maggots!

New Lady: Yeah! She groused about it, but she got the job done!

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