[After months of radio silence from Hammerhead, I encountered her last night. I went into work super late and she was there doing her night shift.]
Me: Did you have a good birthday?
Hammerhead: Yeah, my daughter took me to the Drift On Inn for breakfast and she bought me some Mount St. Helen's ash earrings! They're made out of the ash from Mount St. Helen's! Then we went to the Cheesecake Factory and I picked out four flavors of cheesecake I wanted, but my daughter said she was only buying me one. It's okay though, because I stole a menu and now I can check off which flavors I've tried.