Boss: Stephanie, do you want to go to a conference next week?
Me: Do I have to?
Hammerhead: Why does everyone get to go to conferences except me? I’m starting to feel LEFT OUT.
Boss: We’ll find a conference for you to go to.
Boss: We’ll know it when we see it.
Hammerhead: You’ve been saying that forever!
Me: They’re not all that great.
Hammerhead: YOU JUST TAKE THEM FOR GRANTED!