Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Hammerhead vs. pedicures

Boss: I’m going to get a pedicure tomorrow.

[Everyone oohs and ahhs in a congratulatory brown-nosing fashion.]

Hammerhead: Well, once I went to get a pedicure and the lady refused to touch my feet because of my snaggletoe! And on my left foot the bones stick out!

[Conversation stops short.]

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